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jigsaw by BoofyDear jigsaw :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 3 2 tides of the moon by BoofyDear tides of the moon :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 8 1 water glow by BoofyDear water glow :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 3 0 malam by BoofyDear malam :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 0 0 Tarnas by BoofyDear Tarnas :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 4 2 the lore by BoofyDear the lore :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 4 5 Jadis Skoda by BoofyDear Jadis Skoda :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 6 0 what's left of me by BoofyDear what's left of me :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 7 2 Hail to the King by BoofyDear Hail to the King :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 7 0 Emilie Agilulfo by BoofyDear Emilie Agilulfo :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 3 0 Desdemona, Flower Child by BoofyDear Desdemona, Flower Child :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 3 2 Sindri by BoofyDear Sindri :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 3 0 Lohengrin by BoofyDear Lohengrin :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 8 3 Rosette by BoofyDear Rosette :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 1 2 Desdemona by BoofyDear Desdemona :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 8 2 Foxtrot by BoofyDear Foxtrot :iconboofydear:BoofyDear 2 3

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Raptor Jesus' Bible.
In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And we all know the story from there.
In the Period of Cretaceous, God grew distasteful of the Dinosaurs' wicked ways. (Actually, after a few billion years He was royally Bored and wanted to screw with the most intelligent life-forms available at the time.) So he descended unto a Virgin Raptor and made her lay a single egg.
This was long before anyone ever figured out the connection between mating and babies, so no one really gave a damn.
God commanded the virgin raptor to name her son Jesus. And so she did.
Jesus hatched, and his hatching was marked by a volcano erupting and wiping out the nests of nearly all other raptors. When He realized this, he promptly ran away and wandered in the desert, living a raptory life for 18 years, until he turned 32.
Raptor Jesus returned, gathering Thirteen followers of all species, and they wandered around doing stuff, fighting evil, and saving Prostisaurs. (That's their story and their stickin
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tropical by venomxbaby tropical :iconvenomxbaby:venomxbaby 184 54
remember when i was like making new images and updating my profile? yeah mental health is a BITCH. I got caught up with making myself better and honestly... I dont know if I can even open commissions like I planned. I wanted to do art as a side job, help support my daughter.... but I can't focus for more than two seconds on the web. There's no way I can actually support my daughter with this? I quit too easily... I dunno what to do?


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devils-horizon Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
thank you so very much for the :+fav: on start to fade.. :heart:
acornah Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for faving Sirenia [link] ! It means a lot. :hug:

And welcome to DA!
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